Frequently Asked Questions:
FAQ for da web experts

Feel like emailing me? Feel free to do so, please read this BS below  if you're complaining about my site though.

Q: Your page sucks! Your design is poor. The page is poorly organised.
A: For well designed pages try www.microsoft.com Rather than be critical, hit the BACK button and never come back.

Q: Your graphics suck. They are too big. I came here to download anime and not look at your stupid banners.
A: I rather enjoy doing banners occasionally. Whereas they may not be exquisitely brilliant, I happen to like my ones.
You are of course free to hit the BACK button and never come back.

Q: Where can I get <title name>?
A: Sorry I don't support that. Besides if you found this page there are many others which host anime.

Q: Where is the H*ntai?
A: I'm sorry I don't support se-x-ual depictions of child like characters or women who are being beaten up and moles-ted.
Feel free to hit the back button and never come back....I hope your girlfriend/wife/mother/sister/daughter doesn't know what you
enjoy looking at.

Q: You suck!
A: I enjoy sucking. This is only a hobby, I assure you I'm most competent at my work. Hit da back button, no one is holding u here.

Q: Your reviews suck.
A: Thank you. I am constantly working on making them suck more.

Q: Your pages take too long to load. Get rid of the graphics, I came here to download stuff not look at your stupid anime jpegs.
A: Your browser has a BACK button on the toolbar, learn to use it. Forget this address too.

Q: You're a guy but you have Sasami all over your page, why?
A: I use the nick Sasami all over the web. Besides Sasami is as decent as any anime character to feature. 
What do you have against Sasami, anyway? 

Q: You stole this image from my site, the one with the priest, the minister, the rabbi and the pig etc. 
A: All images are copyrighted to studios which made them. If you're not the copyright owner please don't complain, just go away.

Q:  I found your site looking for h-*tai. Where can I get Sai_lor Moon H&*tai?
A: Google and co. indexed my site for H-rubbish cos I said I was opposed to it, hence all these stars and symbols.
If you want images depicting that, ask your wife/mother/daughter/girlfriend to buy/download some for you, or ask the FBI.

Q: You a guy but you like Shoujo/Maho Shoujo?
A: Yes. I like all anime. I even enjoy some adult only anime, I despise H-rubbish though. 

Q: Dear $name$ I noticed that your page is not listed in the major search engines.....
A: Dear spammer, I love you. Letter sent to abuse@.

Q: You are wrong about.....
A: I'm happy to take advice anytime. I live 8000 miles from Japan and so I'm not a huge expert on Anime, just a fan ^_^.
This would fit me: 'Bones: "I'm a doctor, not an anime expert Kirk!".'

Q: Is this a site for kids?
A: It's a site for anime fans and people interested in anime. Since some anime is aimed at adults/older teens, I cannot guarantee that this site is OK for kids. There is no p-rno-graphy or explicit n*dity on this site as far as I know.

Q: Can you tell me where I can get a n_u_d_e pics or videos of Sakura or Asuka?
A: No. Just go away....hit the back button, forget this address.

Q: My name is Jenine/Sarah/Rika/Yumi/Andrea....other girl names.
 I'm 20 a year old model and I think I'm in love with you. could we go out?
A: Sad as it is, I get these emails all the time. :-( (Yeah right)

Hehe, if you'd really like to know, this FAQ mirrors another FAQ on the web belonging to a very cynical person. I can't put that URL 
here though :).

Head back Home if you've had enough BS.

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